Instead of a card, say it in the yard (TM)
Yard displays for all occasions
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This site is Netscape Enhanced! To get your copy click on the this button.If you would like to purchase a set of plastic Pink Flamingos for $19.95 plus shipping please e-mail
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Just think of how surprised that special someone will be to wake up to a yard full of pink flamingos cavorting on their lawn, or any one of our many other yard displays.
Your special surprise is guaranteed to be delivered between midnight and six o'clock in the morning and picked up that same evening between 5:30 and 8:30 p.m.!
Each yard display includes a 4 x 3 foot sign which can be personalized to exploit the victim's name and age or whatever occasion you're celebrating.
Call your Flamingo Surprise party consultant and we can make your dastardly deed a reality!
Best of all you can remain completely anonymous!
|Phone Number||Toll Free Phone Number||Fax Number||Street Address||City, State Zip Code|
|Chicagoland Area, IL USA||630-350-1280||800-478-7774||630-350-8117||227 James Street #10||Bensenville, Illinois 60106|
|Cleveland, OH USA||216-676-6444||800-378-7774||216-267-2677||6629 Engle Road #104||Middleburg Heights, Ohio 44130|
|Columbus, OH USA||614-539-5426|
|Atlanta, GA USA||770-466-3034|
|San Francisco Bay Area, CA USA||510-769-7654||510-769-7654|
Oklahoma City, OK USA
History of the FLAMINGO SURPRISE
This is what you get with your order
Display Sign- Approximately 4 x 3 feet. This sign has 3 rows for letters. Each row holds 12 characters, including spaces for your special message. We have many special messages for each lawn display item or make up one of your own!
Lawn Display Item-To be set up and spread across your front lawn. These displays are made from plastic or wood. We have many to choose from including the following....
Click on any item for more information and pictures
The following displays are also available at an additional cost
|50 Red Flamingos||50 White Flamingos|
|50 Blue Flamingos||50 Green Flamingos|
|50 Yellow Flamingos||Rainbow/Multi-Colored Flamingo Display|
|50 Tropical Birds||50 Tropical Fish|
|Tropical Display||30 Cows|
|30 Pigs||30 Sheep|
|Barnyard Display||Deluxe Barnyard Display|
|30 Penguins||30 Teddy Bears|
|30 Pre-historic T-Rex Dinosaurs|
|30 Tombstones||30 Golfballs|
|30 Soccerballs||30 Footballs|
|30 Baseballs||30 Basketballs|
|Sportsfan Display||30 Chickens|
|30 Happy Faces||30 Mutant Frogs|
|30 Bunny Rabbits||30 Hearts|
|30 Pink Baby Bottles||30 Blue Baby Bottles|
|40 American Flags||30 Shamrocks|
|30 Musical Notes||30 Owls|
|Anniversary/Kissing Animal Couple Display||Yardbird Display|
|30 Grey Elephants||30 Pink Elephants|
|Elephant Lovers Display||Hogs & Kisses Display|
|Democratic Display||Republican Display|
|30 Donkeys||Noah's Ark Display|
|30 Geese||30 Ducks|
|30 Turkeys||30 Cats|
|Fisherman's Display||30 Polar Bears|
The following items are not available in Chicagoland, but will be coming soon! These items may already be available at our other locations.
Other items and keepsakes that can be purchased and delivered with every order!
Happy Birthday Camera- 24 exposure with flash disposable camera 35mm film price $9.95
Canned Flamingo-This is a special keepsake stuffed flamingo plush toy that's packaged in a sealed air-tight can to ensure freshness (if you're silly enough to want to eat it). It opens by pulling the ring on top and peeling back the lid the same way one would open a can of peanut, potato chips, or sardines. Once opened, he's ready to be your friend for life, and doesn't require food, water, air, and won't poop at any time. The only thing this little bird need is love! (are you gaging yet?)
T-shirts-Your victim can let the whole world know their lawn was invaded. This is a white shirt with the words "I've been Flamingo Surprised" imprinted on the back. One size fits all.
New items added frequently!
|Engagements||Weddings||I Love You's|
|Apologies||Pregnancy Announcements||Birth Announcements|
|Retirement||Get Well Soon||Valentines Day|
|Mothers Day||Fathers Day||Independence Day/July 4th|
|Labor Day||Memorial Day||Easter|
|Welcome Home||New Home||Baby Showers|
|Bridal Showers||Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties|
Or Any Occasion You Can Think Of!
1. Most of our individual display items can be purchased and left behind as a keepsake item.
2. Combination orders are available (i.e. pigs and flamingos, cows and sheep, etc.). You can also order additional animals (i.e. 50 penguins (instead of 30) or 100 flamingos)
3. Extra signs can be rented if needed if you wanted to leave two messages instead of one. Two signs can be put together if you have an extra long message if it can't fit on a single sign.
4. A display can be rented for more than one day.
5. We deliver to townhomes and condominiums.
6. Special delivery times can be arranged if our regular delivery time is not convenient (i.e. surprise parties, welcome home, etc.)
7. Although we take most of our orders over the phone, you can come over and see our Zoo and place your order in person, if you like.
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